Dear Cruise Line Company,
Please let
Alyssa Marie Keefer come home from the Caribbean. I know that she forgot her
passport and there are some legal issues to deal with but I promise she was
only trying to take pictures of pretty things and learn how to take a really
good picture. She’s a bit of a handful since she’s outgoing and energetic but
if you give her a cell phone she’ll be occupied for a while. She likes to spend
time in her room anyway so if you lock her in the brig it shouldn’t be a
problem as long as there aren’t any spiders in there. If you aren’t sure what
to feed her for the time being, just give her some Italian food because that’s
her favorite. Alyssa really does need to come home though because she’s engaged
in a rigorous medical program and has taken too much time off as is. This
wouldn’t be a problem if only she had her favorite superpower and could become
invisible…
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